a horse goes into a pub and the barman says - why the long face.

i love that joke or how about

a bear goes into a pub and asks for a gin and.......................................................................................................................................................................... tonic

the barman says why the pause and the bear replies

i'm a bear

how about 2 nuns in the bath and one says to the other wheres the soap and the other replies it does doesn't it.

Lol - Pixie chatting to your self again!!! lol hehehe

Your jokes are quite good lol. Like the bear one lol - I will have to try and remember some myself lol.

hi ya tartan hat...... i love those two jokes and never tire of them. i know i'm sad. but they always make me laugh.

what do you call a fish with no eyes........



FSH

Not exactly jokes ....but I thought they were good

What is better prison or work?

IN PRISON ...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 desk cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour
AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors yourself

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family on the phone

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all the expenses with no work required
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

Have a great day at WORK - I'm off to PRISON !!!



Typoglycemia

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. the phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to rscheearch taem at Cmabrigde uinervtisy , it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae . The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the wrod as a wlohe. Scuh a cdinotion is arppoiately cllaed Typoglycemia
Amzanig huh ? yaeh, and yuo awlyas thugoht slpelnig was ipmorantt .

wow

I could not believe I understood every word of that. Cos at first glance looks like gibberish

A woman went to a psychatrist and said to him. 'I want to ask you about my husband. He thinks he's a refrigerator.'

'Well thats nothing to worry about,' said the psychiatrist. 'I would say that's quite a harmless obsession.'

'Yes, but the thing is,' said the woman, 'he sleeps with his mouth open and the little light keeps me awake at night

lol

Thats good Mosaiq. I like that reading thing. Its very clever.

lol pob.

omg couldn't beleive that i could read that mosaiq, it really good. I can't think of any jokes only silly ones
like
why did the chicken with one eye cross the road


to get to the birds eye shop