Aaaah rosiet2008. Another DVD fan bitter, very bitter, 'til the end.
"every other word a swear word" not on the programme I was watching.
"constantly groping himself" not on the programme I was watching.
"gets irate because he can't find a few ice lollies". believe that's called wanting to do well for the team - rather than just himself (anyone spring to mind here rosiet ?)
Good luck to the guy.