mine was when the so called builders were knoecking the wall down when Blanche was emptying her bin. She said her house shook that much her smoked haddock jumped off the plate. I laughed so much, she is brill.

I liked the phrase "so-called" builders.  An apt description too!!   Could apply to so many people - particularly those currently employed in our "health service". 

When amber said to paul...you can tell me about saucer and i can teach you about shakespear sonnets. Hehe. And ages ago when carla first arrived. paul: sorry love. I know you don't like people knowing that you just got out...carla: my husband isn't exactly what you'd call witty paul: my wife isn't exactly what you'd call sober. Haha. And does anybody know why she used to call paul 'pauly-wanna?' I just thought gt was weird. Did i miss something?

Almost forgot last week's quip from Dev when Deirdre got soaked by a passing car just as she was lighting a ciggie that it was a hitman from the anti-smoking lobby.

And amidst David's trail of destruction some cracking lines tonight:

Norris to Kevin after David had vandalised the car. "What did you do to him - fail his MOT?"

Kevin as Tyrone gave a running commentary "I can do without the running commentary".

Rita marching out of the hairdressers to see what was going on: "And now the whole street knows I'm not a natural red head".

Blanche talking to Rita about "loves a drama ... never happy unless she's got someone else's hands around her throat".

All beautifully balanced with the poignant drama at the heart of which was Gail trying to understand her wayward son. 

And best of all Jason's: "It was bound to happen one day.  You ought to count you're lucky stars he hasn't got a gun."

 

 

 

One I felt guilty about laughing at - Audrey to Gail "it's like you've got a missing chromosome or sommat - the bit that says he's doolally".

Gail "so what do we do - string him up on the corner of Rosamond Street, set fire to him, brush him under the carpet or just pretend it never happened"

and what about Rita?

Now the whole street knows i'm not a natural redhead!

Corrie at its best, I love it!

i thkn the best one of all last night was becky and roy.

Roy:'bats are and endangered species'

Becky:like them dodo's?

laughed so hard. lol. and when she was going on about he had poop on the table. love becky. she is soooo oo funny. rita was funny aswel tho. lol

ohhh. and eileen said somehting really funny...erm. cant remember what it was.

HELP SOMEBODY!!!

meg. x

Not exactly a one-liner but the sound of the factory girls singing batman as Tony closed the door made me chuckle.

Darryl to David "I'd bring yer t'pub but I don't really fancy being spat on"

defoo 1 tonight....when jason was in the cafe...IM GUNNA SMOKE YOU OUT LIKE YOU DID THOSE BATS!!! hahahahahaha. i was laughing soo hard.

and when carla and tony got out the car....straight away she goes....'u killed them didnt you' 'youve got a murderer's face' lol. love carla...WHRE WAS LIAM TONIGHT>!?!?!?

Becky, after Roy's comment that Jason's not the brains behind the operation (to remove the bats) "He's not the brains behind anything"

Dan to Leanne "promise me you'll never do anything so stupid as putting money on a horse again (dig in the ribs from Harry as a punter walks in) "oh sorry sir didn't mean you".

Best visual - Roy tapping the car, followed by Becky tapping the car , followed by Ken wiping the spot they'd hammered.

 

 

dollygirl:

It would be good to hear everyones opinion of their own memories of the best ever one liners in either Emmerdale or Coronation Street. Over the years there have been so many of the cast saying these funny little quips. One of my best ones was when Richard Hillman confessed to his crimes and Gayle called him Richard Bates with a briefcase or something similar. So very funny, has anyone got any more?

haha..norman bates....phsycho.

Not really a one-liner as it has to be set in context of the story but I loved Roy's line tonight "revenge for what Mr Gordon?"

*Chesney was looking through the job section in the newspaper for Kirk*

Chesney: it says you need 5 GCSE's, have you got 5?

Kirk: *thinks* hit me with another one

 

OMG I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT

 

i thought it was hilarious when becky was smoking out jason like he did to the bats.

Janice, of all people, had the best line tonight - when Vernon won on the greyhounds and said, as he turned to Janice, What a dog, she replied "Get out of it you.  You're no oil painting yourself".