I really don't understand how someone who has never met Mark Cavendish can make judgements based on what may well be an edited version of events in the first place!
I wouldn't dream of forming an opinion on anybody unless I had met them face to face and even then I would take account that I might have caught them on a bad day.
I haven't met his critics on this thread but perhaps they have a lot to be modest about and I wonder what they would be like if they acheived the success of Mark?
As for Cav being a useless climber -!!! By whose standards? He isn't going up th Tourmalet at 6 mph. I have ridden a lot of the passes the Tour goes over (e.g.Tourmalet, Alpe D'Huez, Ventoux) and believe me there is all the difference in the world between touring up and trying to stay within the time limit in the TdF - ask someone like Chris Boardman what it's like - and he was a British National hill climb champion!
When I saw him ride up the Tumble in the National Champs 3 weeks ago he wasn't hanging around - and that is one tough climb - it's steeper in places than any of the aforementioned tour climbs even if it is 'only' 3 miles long.