No, no, no, buttercupgirl.  Stand on me.  The mans a genius.  It's just that he's very unreliable.  Turn your back for an instant and he wonders off to another forum and starts debating world affairs.

buttercupgirl:

raging:

herne:

robert2009:

herne:

raging:

robert2009:

raging:

That Phil Mitchell is a bit of a boy isn't he? eh? Know what I mean...a nod is as good as a wink to a blind beggar.

 

Do People not read were it says "eastenders" in capitals? 

 

1st we get "pat butcher" now "Phil Mitchell"

 

Who Nex?!

 

Marlon Dingle closely pursued by Mrs Mangle and Bouncer.

 

raging, I'm feeling guilty  -  I attempted to head hunt you from another forum, but now I find I have to tell you that you're just not ready.  You don't have the KNOWLEDGE.  All is not lost, but you are going to have to do some serious studying.  First of all, do NOT watch EE or Emmerdale for the next 8 weeks.  Too many soaps are scrambling your brain.  Concentrate entirely on Corrie.  Chose a character (not Norris  -  you'll probably confuse him with the Mitchell brothers) perhaps Hayley or Roy.  Listen to their conversations, study their personalities, write down your observations.  When you've had some practice move on to a storyline.  As your knowlege increases you will find yourself writing more and in 8 weeks time you can progress from an exercise book to the forum  Good luck!!

 

Lol I can understand were you are coming from but he should be free to watch what he wants

 

We can't allow him to watch what he wants.  He gets too muddled.

 

is Hayley the one who is the haemaphrodite? I heard about that, it's really dangerous you know and can be fatal,....used to call it the royal disease I think...that russian kid had it as well nearly killed him well it would have if the bolsheiviks hadn't shot him...

Roy is interesting I think i might study him

Haily is a post op transexual.  A haemoPHILIAC which is what the son of the Tzar had is something completely different, blood doesnt clot, some people are just so unbelievably ignorant. 

Plus a haemaphrodite is someone who has both male and female sexual organs which is something different altogether.

Oh dear.

frannyp:

buttercupgirl:

raging:

herne:

robert2009:

herne:

raging:

robert2009:

raging:

That Phil Mitchell is a bit of a boy isn't he? eh? Know what I mean...a nod is as good as a wink to a blind beggar.

 

Do People not read were it says "eastenders" in capitals? 

 

1st we get "pat butcher" now "Phil Mitchell"

 

Who Nex?!

 

Marlon Dingle closely pursued by Mrs Mangle and Bouncer.

 

raging, I'm feeling guilty  -  I attempted to head hunt you from another forum, but now I find I have to tell you that you're just not ready.  You don't have the KNOWLEDGE.  All is not lost, but you are going to have to do some serious studying.  First of all, do NOT watch EE or Emmerdale for the next 8 weeks.  Too many soaps are scrambling your brain.  Concentrate entirely on Corrie.  Chose a character (not Norris  -  you'll probably confuse him with the Mitchell brothers) perhaps Hayley or Roy.  Listen to their conversations, study their personalities, write down your observations.  When you've had some practice move on to a storyline.  As your knowlege increases you will find yourself writing more and in 8 weeks time you can progress from an exercise book to the forum  Good luck!!

 

Lol I can understand were you are coming from but he should be free to watch what he wants

 

We can't allow him to watch what he wants.  He gets too muddled.

 

is Hayley the one who is the haemaphrodite? I heard about that, it's really dangerous you know and can be fatal,....used to call it the royal disease I think...that russian kid had it as well nearly killed him well it would have if the bolsheiviks hadn't shot him...

Roy is interesting I think i might study him

Haily is a post op transexual.  A haemoPHILIAC which is what the son of the Tzar had is something completely different, blood doesnt clot, some people are just so unbelievably ignorant. 

Plus a haemaphrodite is someone who has both male and female sexual organs which is something different altogether.

What we have here is a serious case of what the Romans called Nillus Senseofhumerous.

Thank you robert and buttercupgirl for by the very fact that you felt you had to explain that to me you have displayed your inate lack of any ability to follow a non sequitar. Surely you must have suspected that I was making a play on how similar the words are and how idiotic it would be to mix them up?

 

Apologies and alas Herne it seems i am destined to wander the forums to find some banter!

Farewell raging.   sigh.......

 

PS  I'm sure buttercupgirl is one of us.

raging:

frannyp:

buttercupgirl:

raging:

herne:

robert2009:

herne:

raging:

robert2009:

raging:

That Phil Mitchell is a bit of a boy isn't he? eh? Know what I mean...a nod is as good as a wink to a blind beggar.

 

Do People not read were it says "eastenders" in capitals? 

 

1st we get "pat butcher" now "Phil Mitchell"

 

Who Nex?!

 

Marlon Dingle closely pursued by Mrs Mangle and Bouncer.

 

raging, I'm feeling guilty  -  I attempted to head hunt you from another forum, but now I find I have to tell you that you're just not ready.  You don't have the KNOWLEDGE.  All is not lost, but you are going to have to do some serious studying.  First of all, do NOT watch EE or Emmerdale for the next 8 weeks.  Too many soaps are scrambling your brain.  Concentrate entirely on Corrie.  Chose a character (not Norris  -  you'll probably confuse him with the Mitchell brothers) perhaps Hayley or Roy.  Listen to their conversations, study their personalities, write down your observations.  When you've had some practice move on to a storyline.  As your knowlege increases you will find yourself writing more and in 8 weeks time you can progress from an exercise book to the forum  Good luck!!

 

Lol I can understand were you are coming from but he should be free to watch what he wants

 

We can't allow him to watch what he wants.  He gets too muddled.

 

is Hayley the one who is the haemaphrodite? I heard about that, it's really dangerous you know and can be fatal,....used to call it the royal disease I think...that russian kid had it as well nearly killed him well it would have if the bolsheiviks hadn't shot him...

Roy is interesting I think i might study him

Haily is a post op transexual.  A haemoPHILIAC which is what the son of the Tzar had is something completely different, blood doesnt clot, some people are just so unbelievably ignorant. 

Plus a haemaphrodite is someone who has both male and female sexual organs which is something different altogether.

What we have here is a serious case of what the Romans called Nillus Senseofhumerous.

Thank you robert and buttercupgirl for by the very fact that you felt you had to explain that to me you have displayed your inate lack of any ability to follow a non sequitar. Surely you must have suspected that I was making a play on how similar the words are and how idiotic it would be to mix them up?

 

Apologies and alas Herne it seems i am destined to wander the forums to find some banter!

 Oh you were being ironic and AMUSING!  Fancy us missing that!  Now I realise how funny you are I have fallen off my chair with mirth!!!!

Seems I made the wrong assumption buttercupgirl.  I thought you were tongue in cheek. Hence my frivolous reply.

herne:

Farewell raging.   sigh.......

 

PS  I'm sure buttercupgirl is one of us.

 

I am one of you! 

Do you know I feel quite sad.On attempting to answer this I realised it would take me alot less time to put who I did like and not who I didn't.hmmm what a sad state of affairs Corrie.I have been a fan for many,many years and feel quite guilty about this.I like

1]Eileen

2]Blanche

3]Sean and Kelly

4]Ashley[but absolutely not Clare.Get off the poor guys case]

5]Norris[but in a cringy cant bear to look way!]

6]Hayley and Roy

7]....................

I wish that Dev[all associated with him]Daryls mum,Michelle and awful,awful David would get the permanent chop[not  poor Ashley] in my first wave of sackings.I really,really detest these characters.Not even a mother would put up with Davis'd shenanagins.And Dev always sounds like his batteries are running down.Still,am well chuffed Sunita is coming back!

buttercupgirl:

herne:

Farewell raging.   sigh.......

 

PS  I'm sure buttercupgirl is one of us.

 

I am one of you! 

 

Phew!!   Thankyou, buttercupgirl,

ha not getting rid of me that easily...that bit of sarcasm from buttercupgirl has got my dander up..........

 

also getting a bit fed up with some of the rockets on the news forum......total ignorance can only be suffered for so long.

Anyway I am pleased buttercup has now spotted my comic genius and trust she was not too badly damaged falling off the chair

It seems I have missed a bit of fun while I have been away from the forum. That was nearly as funny as the time when skatequeen (in answer to a question about Becky's top) described it as being made of the many gossamer wings of some species of exotic fly - but that it didn't wash well. And somebody believed it!

I will have to drop in more often.

kitchenwitch:

It seems I have missed a bit of fun while I have been away from the forum. That was nearly as funny as the time when skatequeen (in answer to a question about Becky's top) described it as being made of the many gossamer wings of some species of exotic fly - but that it didn't wash well. And somebody believed it!

I will have to drop in more often.

Kitchenwitch, you have returned!  Now, where was it you journeyed to, somewhere colonial I believe.  Was it a relief to escape this forum for a while?

I fear my own comments have been rather thin on the ground of late as I have been finding that the pesky business of living has been getting in the way.  Curses!

Welcome back and please keep your comments coming - especially complimentary ones about moi!

Does this have to be exclusively Corrie characters? I never watch soaps as they do my head in..................as for characters I hate I think Simon Cowell is the most objectionable person on tv.....next to Piers Morgan and Jeremy Kyle.............if they were in a soap at least they could be killed off