It's a disgrace that they've dropped the Bill from STV and I've written to them to voice my digust! I've not missed an episode as on the evening the 'New' Bill was to be launched I saw it wasn't on the STV listings so immediately switched to ITV London.
Yeah, I bet the removal of The Bill is the first in a line of planned replacements that are more 'relevant'.
Coronation Street is going to be replaced with Sauchiehall Street?
Harry Hill's TV Burp replaced by Jimmy Krankie's TV Burp?
Emmerdale Farm replaced by Cannabis Farm?
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway replaced by The Proclaimers Saturday Night Carry Oot?
Who Wants to be a Millionaire replaced by Who Wants tae win a Giro?
Loose Women replaced with Drunk Wifies
A Touch of Frost replaced with ***Freezing
Airline replaced with Edinburgh Trams... aye, there's been a delay pal.
Britain's Got Talent replaced with Scottish folk get drunk and think they can sing
X-Factor replaced with (repeate the above, they're all too drunk to notice)
Jeremy Kyle Show replaced with John Leslie Show
Those probably aren't very good examples - maybe somebody more creative than me can come up with some.