Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad: "That happens in every country, son."

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

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Young son "is it true dad,in some parts of Africa

a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad: "That happens in every country, son."

 If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say,

talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life,

thinking they had no faults at all.

All men should get married. You can't expect to be happy ALL your life.

Anyway, it's been proven that women have far better taste and judgement than men. After all, look who they marry and look who we marry!