A woman is looking to re-enter the work force, now that her kids are all grown up.

But before applying anywhere she goes tae the doctors' fae a wee physical before takin' oan a new joab.

When she returns her hubby notices she's just bustin' wi' pride and all chuffed. 

So he says; "What's all this about?"  

She says, "I've just been tae the doctors' and  he said I've got the body of a twenty year old, and the heart of a 16 year old". 

To which her hubby fires back..."What about your 50 year old ass?" 

"Your name never came up." She replies!