Don't you just get hacked off with those frosty receptionists you have to see prior to your Doctors appointment and they always ask what are you seeing the Doctor about etc?  Can be most embarrassing.

My hat must go off to this OAP and the way he handled it.

Old boy tells receptionist what Doc he wants to see, receptionist asks what for?  So he says I have a problem with my penis, to which the receptionist goes mad, "You should not say that in a room full of patients they will all be embarrassed now.

"But you asked me and I told you".  "well you should have said I have a problem with my ear and then expanded with your doctor".

Old boy leaves and 5 mins later goes in front of receptionist again, who looks very smug and he says, "I have come to see the Doctor".  "What about"?, she says.  He says, "as I have a problem with my ear", looking very toned she says, having thought she had won the battle, "what is wrong with your ear"? 

He says, "I can't *** out of it".  The waiting room reverberated into a united roar of laughter, not one person was embarrased.  etc etc