10 Things I hate about "The New Bill":

 1. The lack of exterior scenes,

 2. Dark lighting. All the interior Sun Hill scenes could be in a nightclub.

 3. Dialogue that sounds like it came from a 1950's Joan Crawford weepie.

 4. Direction that makes the actors move and behave as though they're in a 1930's West End melodrama.

 5. Music from a sub-horror film.

 6. Police characters that no longer behave like police - or people for that matter.

 7. Criminal characters all drawn from a 1950's kitchen sink drama.

 8. Incoherent storylines that leave the viewer bemused.

 9. A complete removal of the series from anything resembling reality.

10. The destruction of a once great police procedural.