How many guys out there will admit to pressing rewind and pause on sky plus to see if corrie allowed us to see more than we should. I will admit and yes they did, all i`ll say is she looks good. im wondering if she`s had any help in that department because im sure she`s gone up a few cup sizes. 

matt07:

How many guys out there will admit to pressing rewind and pause on sky plus to see if corrie allowed us to see more than we should. I will admit and yes they did, all i`ll say is she looks good. im wondering if she`s had any help in that department because im sure she`s gone up a few cup sizes. 

Stop your wondering Matt07 she has had work done in that (or should it be those) department(s).

Not that i have a problem with it, but they did look a bit perky, very nice though i must say or least from the side they did.

matt07:

Not that i have a problem with it, but they did look a bit perky, very nice though i must say or least from the side they did.

Now listen, mum's coming up the stairs so put that copy of 'Nuts' under the mattress and turn off the light!  Your mate, dirty Bobby will be round in the morning with some proper 'grown-up' magazines for you to look at.  They have ladies in them you know.  And some  of them  do not wear vests. 

I myself am sick of this full of herself, tarty woman flaunting her new surgery.  Why she is kept on in Corrie when in reality she would have moved on when she broke up with Steve yet characters like Kelly who are comical and have much potential are sidelined for stories about Michelle. 

Is that a little bit of envy I can sense in your post?..Only kidding,I have to agree with you,pleasing on the eye is all she seems capable of doing on the show,Hayley has better storylines than her. 

I agree, buttercupgirl.  I really loathe the preening Michelle.  The fact that I also dislike Kym Marsh doesn't help matters.  I often (unfairly) blur the character and the actor  -  when a corrie producer was knocked down by a car and Vicky Binns(who witnessed the accident) ran screaming hysterically  from the set, I thought "well don't think about auditioning for the part of Braveheart, my girl, or even the part of a bystander who behaves like a normal person".  And when Bev Callard(Liz) had to take 4 months off work because she was feeling  distraught and fragile after losing  alot of money in her real life pub/business, I found myself muttering "ye gods woman, so you've lost some money, business isn't a post office savings book".   And I got really irritable when the newspapers printed "brave Kym in agony from breast op  -  had to sleep on back" and "brave Bev Callard feels well enough to return to work after 4 months absence".

 

I don't sound like a very nice person, do I, but I have witnessed and been in many accidents, lost businesses(and in fact whole countries) and had plastic surgery.  Quietly.

My goodness, herne are you trying to tell us something - 'lost businesses (and in fact whole countries) and had plastic surgery'.  Are you Alan Sugar - he's done two out of that list but I don't think even Surralan has ever ruled an actual kingdom (apart from Amstrad and Dodgy Del's Quality Goods).

So - spill: what have you had 'done'?  Legs shortened?  Face made to look like Arthur Mullard?  Or perhaps you've gone for the popular choice of elbowsuction?

And by the way, I too agree that Kym Marsh is overly favoured by the producers.  Her strutting and flouncing is not evidence of thespian talent.  She also does that stupid Bollywood-style head movement (from side to side - indicates disbelief with situation).  Cringeworthy.

PS I do not mean to imply that Bollywood-style dancing is stupid, in fact I love it and am jealous of the beautiful women who do it properly.  One is simply stating that Kym Marsh is an idiot.

im not a fan of michelle. i think her acting is terrible. the way she acted when is called the police on that roofer guy who was her naked was so funny. she looked like a kid having a strop

rosiepops:

im not a fan of michelle. i think her acting is terrible. the way she acted when is called the police on that roofer guy who was her naked was so funny. she looked like a kid having a strop

 

The way she teetered across the road in the high heels and kicked the ladder, I thought, was pure Rosie Webster

How ashamed must poor Ryan be at having that trout for a mother, constantly finding more ways to make a show of herself in the street?!

My goodness, herne are you trying to tell us something - 'lost businesses (and in fact whole countries) and had plastic surgery'.  Are you Alan Sugar - he's done two out of that list but I don't think even Surralan has ever ruled an actual kingdom (apart from Amstrad and Dodgy Del's Quality Goods).

Oh Deah!!      What can I say, skatequeen.  I was crouched over the computer, cackling evilly, vitriol dripping on the keyboard, and the thought crossed my mind that even by my low standards I was being kind of mean.  So I thought I'd type a couple of lines to try and justify my attitude.  Big Mistake!  Meaness on forum  -  quite acceptable.  Melodrama(lost countries)  -  totally unacceptable (and rightly so)

 

We left South Africa as very young children and Rhodesia was our country.  My husbands parents and one of his brothers were killed in the Rhodesia bush war  -  an unjust war in the eyes of a large part of the world, but our losing the war resulted in Robert Mugabe renaming the country Zimbabwe (fair enough) and using the entire country as his own private ATM (not fair)  Also not fair was Bad Bob immediately bringing in the Koreans to commit genocide against the many thousands of black people in the Matabele province who did not support him.  Our family farm was rather successful, so it was one of the first to be taken. The fields lie empty, the school and clinic my husbands parents built are in ruins.  Then a rather attractive apartment block caught someones eye and a compulsary purchase order was issued and we were paid the equiv. of £1000 sterling for the property.  So we moved to South Africa.  Built up a rather thriving business, wonderful lifestyle AND THEN.........(please insert another African story over the dots)  And now we live on this lovely little island.  Built up a business etc etc, smug smiles all round, then a big black storm cloud rolled across the heavens and a thunderous voice bellowed " I am going to smite this land with one of the worst recessions ever known to man, and then we shall see what happens to your business"(yours and several thousand others) and our smug smiles became very unsmug BUT we are the lucky ones, and we don't ever forget that.

 

As for the plastic surgery  -  no elbow suction, no leg shortening.  Just a few tweeks, nips, tucks and the post op realisation that the before and after pics were hardly any different.  Sigh.........

herne:

My goodness, herne are you trying to tell us something - 'lost businesses (and in fact whole countries) and had plastic surgery'.  Are you Alan Sugar - he's done two out of that list but I don't think even Surralan has ever ruled an actual kingdom (apart from Amstrad and Dodgy Del's Quality Goods).

Oh Deah!!      What can I say, skatequeen.  I was crouched over the computer, cackling evilly, vitriol dripping on the keyboard, and the thought crossed my mind that even by my low standards I was being kind of mean.  So I thought I'd type a couple of lines to try and justify my attitude.  Big Mistake!  Meaness on forum  -  quite acceptable.  Melodrama(lost countries)  -  totally unacceptable (and rightly so)

 

We left South Africa as very young children and Rhodesia was our country.  My husbands parents and one of his brothers were killed in the Rhodesia bush war  -  an unjust war in the eyes of a large part of the world, but our losing the war resulted in Robert Mugabe renaming the country Zimbabwe (fair enough) and using the entire country as his own private ATM (not fair)  Also not fair was Bad Bob immediately bringing in the Koreans to commit genocide against the many thousands of black people in the Matabele province who did not support him.  Our family farm was rather successful, so it was one of the first to be taken. The fields lie empty, the school and clinic my husbands parents built are in ruins.  Then a rather attractive apartment block caught someones eye and a compulsary purchase order was issued and we were paid the equiv. of £1000 sterling for the property.  So we moved to South Africa.  Built up a rather thriving business, wonderful lifestyle AND THEN.........(please insert another African story over the dots)  And now we live on this lovely little island.  Built up a business etc etc, smug smiles all round, then a big black storm cloud rolled across the heavens and a thunderous voice bellowed " I am going to smite this land with one of the worst recessions ever known to man, and then we shall see what happens to your business"(yours and several thousand others) and our smug smiles became very unsmug BUT we are the lucky ones, and we don't ever forget that.

 

As for the plastic surgery  -  no elbow suction, no leg shortening.  Just a few tweeks, nips, tucks and the post op realisation that the before and after pics were hardly any different.  Sigh.........

 

Wow, Herne, now that's some tale to tell! My better and half and I were only discussing last night that we don't know we're born. (This was after watching the bombing of Coventry documentary), but for so many disparate reasons, there are so many people who have memories of REAL hard times, I admire you for your outlook on life x

Thank you, i like cider.

Ohhh Herne!  That certainly knocks Kym and Bev into perspective. Its a wonder you are still sane...... however, you can leave the evil cackling to me.  We know you are a nice person. Here's a hug.

PS: I may be disappearing for a while again. Travelling north on my broomstick back to my homeland, and it might be some time before I am once again connected to the world wide web..........

Can I come with you, kitchenwitch?  Too many things to do, not enough time etc.  But I would miss my 3 wee laddies (and hubby I suppose).  Could you teleport me to them when I need a dose of love?