Well peeps because of popular demand we are opening a New Cafe

The name has been changed so as not to cause offence. Fruitcake is the name that i sometimes call Mosaiq

So the GRAND opening is about to happen

Enjoy out NEW Cafe'

Mods, we hope we can keep this one please, we didn't mean to offend or use words that some peeps might not have understood.

Thank you in advance.

Roll up, roll up !!!

where are you all ?? is your limo stuck in traffic ???

I have a post frock on, as its seems its the requirement for the grand opening.

Could i please have one coffee three sugars and cream thank you, and as i havent had a dinner, steak and chips would go down nicely , thank you.

I am a quest tonight so get your skates on lol lol lol

anything for you my dear !!!
Take a seat, I'm sure we'll be busy soon and you'll not find one lol

Good Evening Pippa.
May I reserve a table for later, I will be back soon.

Christine, will it be a table for one or two, and what time would you like>>

Yay! Gosh, I had to almost run up the red carpet outside, there were so many journalists!

Er ...Pob and PB were in the limo with me but they're still inside at the moment fixing their hair!

Glad you could all make it take a seat BB I'll check on PB and pob

Oh I'd like to reserve a table too! A big table in the middle if you don't mind so everybody can sit on it (including Christine if she fancies ). I'll be back after I just go and do an interview for Heat magazine about this new cafe

Brad and i will be in, in a minute. Just gone down the back alley lol

we need to reserve a table for Christine, she's popped out for a while, table no 7 for Christine , reserved

christine, don't be long, it will be 'standing room only' soon lol

Right pippa, here's your order, I do hope you enjoy it

oh those journalists are noisy out there !!!!

Is this disco glitter ball too bright for anyone ?? Or matbe the balloons are in the way, please tell me if anything needs moving and I'll get right on to it !!

Right brad and i are back from the alley. Pheww i feel ma little flushed. Can I ahve a latte pleased