So many in tonight's episode but best was probably Eileen's when accused by Blanche of eavesdropping "Eavesdropping?  You could hear you in Rotherham Street!"

Maybe we shouldn't laugh at people's irrational thoughts and fears but I loved this one by Kirk (telling Roy about his fear of the dark) "I've convinced myself there's a nun hanging on the back of me door when really it's a dressing gown". 

And Fizz asked him where Chesney was, Kirk's explanation of a foster home was "he's with a man and a woman in an house".  As for him rehearsing the news to a stuffed toy  

Great to have the melodrama of David & Tina balanced with scenes from Kirk, Becky, Roy, Ken & Dev (intent on embarrasing his daughter).  Don't lie for him Tina - let him take responsibility for his own actions for a change!!!!

Loads 0f funi moments 2nite. Becky:il get a badge. Yes f0lks im living with r0y but it aint.what.u.think. Hehe. And yea kirk. L0l. And vern0n:musician slash builder. Builder slash musician.

I couldn't believe Becky had an argument with her neighbour about whether or not Good Friday was a the commemoration of the date of the crucifixion or the resurrection.  Surely even 10 year olds (and younger) would know the answer to that .  Since when did Becky bother herself with religion??   Made me smile when she questioned whether it should be Bad Friday rather than Good Friday though!!

But she har a point. It w0d make sense tn cal it bad friday

I suppose it's called "good" Friday because it marks the day of salvation (all supposing you're a believer).  I just wonder where all this curiosity about religion has come from.  Becky doesn't seem the type to be interested in  religion at all!!!   Now Claire I could imagine would be another Emily but Becky????!!!!!   

There are many some came in Mondays Corrie particularly from Blache who is queen on wit!

 To Harry: "Have you ever seen Pretty Women?"

H: "Yeah"

B: "Imagine it set in Manchester and a less attractive leading lady."

H: "Don't get it"

B: "Do I have to spell it out?"

H: "I think you might...."

That had me laughing!

Another from Monday is from Amber as Dev escorts her to work. "What you think the lollipop lady's gonna mug me?"

 

One that I found on the internet....

 Sean Tully: [in a vet's waiting room] Oh, what a lovely parrot!

Parrot: *** off!

 

Funny!!!!!! 

Soz I'm back again I am really racking my brains 4 qoutes!!!

 

Rita teasing Norris can come with some g8t lines...

Rita Littlewood: Did you ever run away from home?
Norris Cole: No, I most certainly did not!
Rita Littlewood : That must have been a great disappointment to your mother!

 

Blanche Hunt: Good looks are a curse, Deirdre. You and Kenneth should count yourselves lucky.

[:)

vy witty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right this is the last one out of me 2day!!! Hopefully!

 

Again Mondays Corrie, it may be just me but when Harry finds Leanne and Dan in the Flat he isn't happy an demands 2 no whast happened. Dan in his most comical moment addas.

 

"I don't suppose you'd believe a spirited game of Scrabble would you.?"

 

Ok I will stop doing this right ater this one as I will send loads!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday between Leanne and Dan a very flirty comment which makes a g8t one liner

"You reckon? You're the bookie. Wanna bet?"

 

Jason Grimshaw to Sarah:

S: "I want you to crawl away and die."

J: "Marry Me!"

S: "What?"

J: "Marry Me."

S: "Ok!"

Strange but hilarious!!!!!!!!! 

 

 

last night

social worker to Fizz: We've spoke to your mum and she's happy to let you take care of Chesney

Fizz: Bet that was a quick phone call.

Kirk, when Maria says she feels sick (because of the smell of whatever he's eating) "is it because you're up the duff"?

Maria in reply to Kirk's question of how he's going to get to the airport "we've hired a donkey on roller skates.  How d'you think stupid?!"

 

So many last night, Corrie at its best with Blanche, Norris, Rita, Ken & Deidre,but I almost choked at this one

Norris : Speed Bumps? Oh no, they are so ugly and unattractive

Blanche: So are you, but at least they have some use.