carla: ive never made lasagne before

maria: i thought it was sheperds pie!!! lol. was lafin sooo much. x

Not really a one-liner but best scenes this week were between Gail & David.  Someone recently said that if Shakespeare were alive today he'd be writing soaps.  Those scenes between Gail & David would certainly have given Shakespeare a run for his money.  Not a dry eye in my house!

Funniest scene of course was the introduction of Julie chattering away to a disinterested Dev about her "deep" boyfriend (Kirk).

gotta be tyronne just now !

"jack was up all night like a fiddler's elbow" 

Leanne to Janice regarding the silent treatment "there's people round here who'd pay for you to keep yer gob shut".

omg.

carla: who do you think you are? the incredible hulk?!? and...its not my fault you've got a demented wife.

did someone steal your penny chews and break ur action man liam??? bzzzz.

lol. i love carla. and becky

3....4....5....6....roy they're used to be loads more currents then that!!!

lolzio. x

Ashley (whispering about Norris) to Claire "tek 'im w' yer will yer".  Doesn't sound very funny on paper (or on a computer screen) but funny when in context of seeing (and hearing) Norris continuing to witter away. 

Clare to Ashley after telling him she was suffering from insomnia (in a bid to get him to move house) "well that's Freddie off. He was out like a light as soon as his head hit the pillow........ Lucky Freddie!". 

Ken "whoever coined the phrase home sweet home must have been a bachelor!"

rosiet2008:

Clare to Ashley after telling him she was suffering from insomnia (in a bid to get him to move house) "well that's Freddie off. He was out like a light as soon as his head hit the pillow........ Lucky Freddie!". 

 

 

that was actually hilarious.

also, where is rosamond street? it is constantly talked about and referred to but where is it and why doesn't anybody go there ??
 

Dunno exactly but it can't be far from Coronation Street because it featured on a signpost this week!

Some good one liners in tonight's episode during the squabble between Deirdre and Roger:

Claire: "I'm sensing a few issues here"

Janice "who are you calling a pygmy?"

Deirdre: "Doesn't your bum ever get sore Ken from sitting on the fence"

p.s. I don't want to be personal but did we really have to see Steve's impression of a pregnant man?!

Vernon: "some people would pay a fortune to spend the night in a pub cellar - with or without crisps"

 

Steve to Lloyd about Becky "Will you stop saying that - like she's Myra Hindley"

Steve on not trying to negotiate with Dan again: "If I keep pushing he's probably gonna get me done for harrassment an all"

Harry to Dan who's continuing to whinge "you should have stuck with that violin son"

Steve to Harry about Dan "you taught him right from left. You should have taught him right from wrong"

Lloyd to Steve "if you do to talk to her (Becky) I'd avoid phrases like sleeping dogs lie"

Janice (after listening to Ken & Roger rabitting "I've been that bored this last half hour I nearly chewed me own arm off"