One minute Ozzie's there and the next he's missing?

Rummaging in the ginnel perhaps?

Digging in the back yard?

Where was he tonight when Fizz was bashing on Maria's front door?

My hound, though not a 'barker' under normal circumstances would be barking his head off!

'A dog is for life' Maria, not just now and then.

However, how long do we have to wait for 'The Evil One' to get his comeuppance? And when will silly Carla realise that summats oop?

'Crazytrucker'