Hey what's this, planning a party without me? You know it's not a real party without me, I mean who else is going to offer round the large sausages and the saucy curry, and also who else round here knows where the karaoke machine is kept? Well I ask you! Bloomin typical! hahahahahahaha Right then what's to be done, lets divvi up the jobs and we'll get this little lot done in a jiffy. Marlon baked a cake, passed it as I came in the back door. Says 'happy wedding day', silly boy, must have got the orders mixed up again. Oh well I'm sure it'll taste great anyway, his cakes always do. Don't know what it is but his cakes are to die for, the best cake maker in the world I'd say. Can't wait for afters.

Been meaning to come in and tell you all. I've got some good news, my son has been promoted, got a company car with all the extras, a much bigger salary and extra holidays. I'm really proud of him. Chip off the old block, if I say so myself. Wish he'd go get the appointment at the dentist fixed, honestly a grown man scared of needles, there's nothing to it. Oh well I suppose we're all made different, different strokes for different folks.

Right, I'm still stood here without a drink in my hand, where have all the bar staff gone? Has someone insulted them again or what? I know Diane and Val were upset when I had my tupperware party last week and didn't invite them, but surely they have gotten over that by now. Oh well nothing for it then, just have to help myself, anyone else want a drink?