RaggedEdge:

I would love to land an uppercut on Wax and a round house kick on the Mops head... and follow it up with a  bruce lee style stomp of death...

I would probably put Kimi in a headlock and snap his neck like a chicken....

Alonso would get a classic poke in the eyes with two fingers...

I would also grab Button by his 2008 beard and give him a couple of hard slaps...

I would then sit down for a bit of deep relaxing meditation... oooohhmmmmmm.....

And before anyone complains, this is not real... it's just a puppet...

If physical violence was acceptable, I still wouldn't use it. F1 is only entertainment and fun. Only muppets use violence - or imagine how it would be.