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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://forums.itv.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Britain's Got Talent</title><link>http://forums.itv.com/30/ShowForum.aspx</link><description>Britain's Got Talent is ITV1's newest talent show where there are absolutely no rules - any talent, any age - simple as that! So what are you waiting for, chat about it now...</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2.1 SP3 (Build: 20423.1)</generator><item><title>Britain's Got Talent</title><link>http://forums.itv.com/thread/845940.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:55:24 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">b561de92-0a29-4f6c-9725-81efcf327865:845940</guid><dc:creator>philglen.</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://forums.itv.com/thread/845940.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://forums.itv.com/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=30&amp;PostID=845940</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;P&gt;The sad plight of all the broken hearted wannabees, coupled with my admiration for someone who was&amp;nbsp;Truly talented, (Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong)&amp;nbsp;not just ambitious, like many of the BGT contestants, inspired me to pen the following limerick.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;There once was a bright young musician&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;To emulate Satch, his ambition&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;On "Britain's Got Talent"&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;They told him&amp;nbsp;"&lt;EM&gt;you&lt;/EM&gt; haven't"&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Now a sign on his door says "Gone Fishin' "&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>