Ok I will stop doing this right ater this one as I will send loads!!!!!!!!!!!!! Monday between Leanne and Dan a very flirty comment which makes a g8t one liner ''You reckon? You're the bookie. Wanna bet?''   Jason Grimshaw to Sarah: S: ''I want you to crawl away and die.'' J: ''Marry Me!'' S: ''What?'' J: ''Marry Me.'' S: ...

Right this is the last one out of me 2day!!! Hopefully!   Again Mondays Corrie, it may be just me but when Harry finds Leanne and Dan in the Flat he isn't happy an demands 2 no whast happened. Dan in his most comical moment addas.   ''I don't suppose you'd believe a spirited game of Scrabble would you.?'' 

vy witty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soz I'm back again I am really racking my brains 4 qoutes!!!   Rita teasing Norris can come with some g8t lines... Rita Littlewood: Did you ever run away from home? Norris Cole: No, I most certainly did not! Rita Littlewood : That must have been a great disappointment to your mother!   Blanche Hunt: Good looks are a ...

One that I found on the internet....  Sean Tully: [in a vet's waiting room] Oh, what a lovely parrot! Parrot: *** off!   Funny!!!!!! 

There are many some came in Mondays Corrie particularly from Blache who is queen on wit!  To Harry: ''Have you ever seen Pretty Women?'' H: ''Yeah'' B: ''Imagine it set in Manchester and a less attractive leading lady.'' H: ''Don't get it'' B: ''Do I have to spell it out?'' H: ''I think you might....'' That had me laughing! Another ...