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Second Opinion!The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'Joe was shocked and ...

  A jelly baby walks in to a bar and starts talking 2 a smartie. After a few beers the smartie says: 'A bunch of us r heading to that new club. Fancy tagging along?' 'No thanks, 'the jelly baby replies. 'i'm a soft centre- I always end up getting my head kicked in.' 'don’t worry, 'the smartie assures him. 'I'm a bit of a hard case I'll ...

  A woman is looking to re-enter the work force, now that her kids are all grown up. But before applying anywhere she goes tae the doctors' fae a wee physical before takin' oan a new joab. When she returns her hubby notices she's just bustin' wi' pride and all chuffed.  So he says; ''What's all this about?''   She ...

  An inspecting Brigadier decides to visit the psychiatric ward of an army hospital. He wants to show an interest in the unit and asks the nurse how they decide if a soldier needs to be admitted as a patient or just seen in out patients. ''Well,'' says the QA psychiatric nurse, ''we fill the bath with water and give the squaddie a mess tin ...

Not only is the whole Ferrari favouritism thing extremely damaging for the sport, its the inconsistency that stinks the most. Lewis was forced off the road, so he cut the corner to avoid a collision and gets a penalty. But earlier Heikki dives up the inside of Webber, doesnt avoid a collision and gets a penalty for causing and ''avoidable'' ...