RE: why?
ITV are going on about being skint and it is cos they have gave these two morons so much money over the last 5 years, if this was on bbc no one would pay a license fee. my life is more interesting, and how sad would you be to want to broadcast your routine?
"we are going to film me getting a harmonica lesson!!!"
"you had to be there" like *** off
and tell me how i get to go to the oscars? do i get my fabricated *** out and sing badly?