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where would you find a dog with no legs?

just where you left it

What's E.T. short for?

He's got little legs

 

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk

"Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year"!

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

 No idea

What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea

 A dog limps into a bar and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

what do you call a spider with no legs?

a raisin.

what s=do you call a woman with one leg?

eileen.

2 canibals were eating a clown and one says to the other " does this taste funny to you?

test

pixelstate666:

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huh ???????????????????????????????

Bloke walks imto a bar.

 OUCH he says.

IT WAS AN IRON BAR!!!!

sausage roll goes in to a bar.

he asks the barman for a pint.

barman says "SORRY I DONT SERVE FOOD IN HERE"!!!!

kendra1:

2 canibals were eating a clown and one says to the other " does this taste funny to you?

still this is so funny, must be my sense of humour

3 nuns and mother superior are taking a drive in the country.

Suddenly the devil jumps up on the bonnet and starts dancing.

Mother superior says to the nun driving ' Quick show him your cross'

The driver open the window and yells ' GET OFF THE ***BONNET!!!! '