- Cutter: "It's unlikely she drove up the river just to regergitate her husband."

 -Connor "Rex! I swear, when I catch you, you're gonna be the first animal to become extinct twice!"

 - Lester: "Your late."
Nick: "So fire me."
Lester:" We can all dream."

 

Add on guys what are your fraviotes?

Lester-"note to self:arrange regular mental health checkups for all the staff"

Lester: "No, I'll get a shovel and mixer and do it myself..."

Lester has got to be the one with the funniest lines!

(Cloned Cutter puts gun to Lesters head)

Lester: "You are so fired" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"What kind of girl steals your lizard when you split up??!" 

Cutter, shining the light into Claudia's eyes, she asks what he's doing - "I have no idea, but I've seen them do it in ER so it must mean something!"

Series 3 Episode 1

Cutter- "Actually its Prof. Nick Cutter,"

Sarah- "I've never seen a Prof. with a gun before,"

Cutter- "Its a pretty specialized field."

i like the quote when leister says " 2 cutters?, Sounds like a worse nightmare"

Another Lester great: 

 "Meet Professor Cutter - a fascinating study on the tipping point between inspiration and lunacy"

 And you can't forget

Cutter: "You know what Helen, your not as smart as i thought you were"

Connor:

 

one of mine:

This one is one of my favourites Lester-"note to self:arrange regular mental health checkups for all the staff"  I laughed so hard when he said that.

The Captain and Lester strolling in the first episode all that conversation was witty to the extreme.

Clone Nick: "I'm proffesor Nick Cutter."

Lester: "Strangely enough I hadn't actually forgotton that."

 Also this one

Connor to Diictodon: "What is it mate? What are you trying to tell me?"

Captain Becker: "Oh great now he's dr.doolittle"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jenny lewis- iv disabled the mobile networks, shut down the next two junctions, and thers no fly zone in place, the eye witnesses have been debreifed.

nick cutter- wow. and you did all that with your skirt tucked into your tights, well done =]"

jenny lewis- im not gonna look. mamouth GO! lol"

nick cutter - * chuckles*

connor temple - *chuckles*

 

LOL.

im connor temple

ahh no i think ur looking for the archaeology building.

its the building round the corner and on the right

two more:

 

Nick: since when have i ever been wrong except about women genarally

 

and

Abby: back there on the other side of the anomaly you said something

Conner: yeah, i said a lotta things mainly ahhhhhhh

 - Cutter: "It's unlikely she drove up the river just to regergitate her husband."

 -Connor "Rex! I swear, when I catch you, you're gonna be the first animal to become extinct twice!"

 - Lester: "Your late."
Nick: "So fire me."
Lester:" We can all dream."

 - Lester-"note to self:arrange regular mental health checkups for all the staff"

- Lester: "No, I'll get a shovel and mixer and do it myself..."

- (Cloned Cutter puts gun to Lesters head)

Lester: "You are so fired" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 - "What kind of girl steals your lizard when you split up??!"