THIS IS A JOKE POEM INSPIRED BY SEEING THE NEWS < IN NO WAY IS THE JOE MOCKING OR MAKEING LIGHT OF THE CURRENT SITUATION IN THE NEWS. I DO SAY SORRY IF I HAVE CAUSED ANY OFFENCE.

IN MY POEM WHERE I WRITE COMPANY IT MEANS 1 OF 3 MAIN COMPANYS THAT RUN OUR MEDIA.



a ransom poem

yes my genius plan was inspired from a boat,
and if my demands are not met, the (company) wont float.
i want 200 million pound in my bank,
or the (company) will come under fire from my writing tank.
you will get awful disgraceful poems, that's the ransom,
the Joe is sitting pretty, infarct i am looking handsome.
(company) will now enter, along with a (this company ),
i want 200 million pound from each, watch you don't fry.
with my money i am going to bye a multi million pound fairy,
(company), (company) the (company) can join me on board for a farewell sherry.
sail the world from somalia to australia, i am in my glory,
world breaking news is my boat has been captured please could the (company) pay the ransom before it gets gory.