Just got back on board (one of the longest private yachts in the world) after the post F1 party. Phew what a day!. Had a word with Jenson about his post-race swearing, for which he apologised but reminded me he was WDC and could bl****ng swear if he £$£^%%* wanted to! Mark was interested in my suggestion he go for the "man from gillette" role as he will never beat Seb. He showed his interest by giving me a friendly Aussie fist in the gob!, what a card! Bumped into the beeb team and reminded the lepracorn that he is the lesser of the two "Jordans"! ha ha , Eddied punched me in the kneecap while old lantern jaw doubled up! Anyway gotta dash, Alish has just bowled in tanked up on vodka and demanding I drive the boat to Bahrain for next weekends race. His mate is cutting up rough and demanding to see to the cabin boy or something, gotta go, try and post some news about the Hamiltons take-over bid for Donnigton later.