Hi

 

It was just after 7.00am when I started to write this, and to help keep the peace I am NOT going to claim to be doing anything remotely exotic or exciting.

 

I am NOT sat with my laptop in a car with no heater

It is NOT parked in the control tower car park at MIRA

It is NOT raining

I am NOT cold and wet

I am NOT waiting for it to get light so we can continue testing some stupid suspension components.

I did NOT do exactly the same thing yesterday

I will NOT be doing it all again tomorrow

I have NOT got a cold starting

 

And as you may have guest at this point in time I am NOT happy.

 

I just thought you would like to know how exciting a job in Automotive Design and Development really is.

 

Now to see if I can get a connection and post this.

 

Regards

 

Racer111 (Fozzie)

 

PS  Apparently the coffee machine is now only producing a grey liquid it calls soap

Lol someones not happy then! ! Mind you if it's not raining and your dry and warm, in good health you're getting somewhere!

racer 111:

Hi

 

It was just after 7.00am when I started to write this, and to help keep the peace I am NOT going to claim to be doing anything remotely exotic or exciting.

 

I am NOT sat with my laptop in a car with no heater

It is NOT parked in the control tower car park at MIRA

It is NOT raining

I am NOT cold and wet

I am NOT waiting for it to get light so we can continue testing some stupid suspension components.

I did NOT do exactly the same thing yesterday

I will NOT be doing it all again tomorrow

I have NOT got a cold starting

 

And as you may have guest at this point in time I am NOT happy.

 

I just thought you would like to know how exciting a job in Automotive Design and Development really is.

 

Now to see if I can get a connection and post this.

 

Regards

 

Racer111 (Fozzie)

 

PS  Apparently the coffee machine is now only producing a grey liquid it calls soap

We should take this post and run with it guys, release all our frustrations in life!

I am NOT happy I am in on here when I should be exercising

I am NOT the best fitness instructor in the world, even though I know I can be and aspirer to be

I am NOT happy I now have to exercise with knee support as the old legs are getting, well, erm older!

I am NOT happy that I cannot do the FULL splits

I am NOT happy that I can NOT do a backflip (I can cartwheel though well pleased with that)

I am NOT happy that I do not get paid 50 bucks an hour, bledding half that and I am not doing too many hours (never have done, never will do)

 I am NOT happy Lewis Hamilton didnt have a chance of winning the WDC this year, when he doesnt do well, psychologically I dont do well, that is how I think and life is a female dog.

 There is your connection racer, I am feeling you man!

This thread already started on a pretty low, but it has just hit rock bottom...

Just NOT High at all...

justrace:

This thread already started on a pretty low, but it has just hit rock bottom...

Just NOT High at all...

Only hit rock bottom because the person who lacks any type of friendly humour whatsoever and goes on a sulk when people does NOT see the things the way YOU see them.

I mean for goodness sakes woman, why are you in here casting your spell of negativity everwhere for?

Rather than have Racer attacked and insulted I was trying to have some fun in this post, but hey like some other posters can testify YOU are all for attacking and insulting fellow posters.

Here is another one for you racer;

I am NOT happy with Justrace!

Bahhh Humbug

Ebeneezer Justine strikes again

anametoremember:

justrace:

This thread already started on a pretty low, but it has just hit rock bottom...

Just NOT High at all...

Only hit rock bottom because the person who lacks any type of friendly humour whatsoever and goes on a sulk when people does NOT see the things the way YOU see them.

I mean for goodness sakes woman, why are you in here casting your spell of negativity everwhere for?

Rather than have Racer attacked and insulted I was trying to have some fun in this post, but hey like some other posters can testify YOU are all for attacking and insulting fellow posters.

Here is another one for you racer;

I am NOT happy with Justrace!

That's quite a funny reply. You should have thought twice before accusing me of negativity.

As for the attacking and insulting, well, you surely have reason to sit on the high horse, NOT.

anametoremember:

justrace:

This thread already started on a pretty low, but it has just hit rock bottom...

Just NOT High at all...

Only hit rock bottom because the person who lacks any type of friendly humour whatsoever and goes on a sulk when people does NOT see the things the way YOU see them.

I mean for goodness sakes woman, why are you in here casting your spell of negativity everwhere for?

Rather than have Racer attacked and insulted I was trying to have some fun in this post, but hey like some other posters can testify YOU are all for attacking and insulting fellow posters.

Here is another one for you racer;

I am NOT happy with Justrace!

I agree Anametorember

 

If someone is going to be negative, they should at least qualify it J

 

ex_lurker:

anametoremember:

justrace:

This thread already started on a pretty low, but it has just hit rock bottom...

Just NOT High at all...

Only hit rock bottom because the person who lacks any type of friendly humour whatsoever and goes on a sulk when people does NOT see the things the way YOU see them.

I mean for goodness sakes woman, why are you in here casting your spell of negativity everwhere for?

Rather than have Racer attacked and insulted I was trying to have some fun in this post, but hey like some other posters can testify YOU are all for attacking and insulting fellow posters.

Here is another one for you racer;

I am NOT happy with Justrace!

I agree Anametorember

 

If someone is going to be negative, they should at least qualify it J

 

Ok, you are new to the forum, so I am going to explain to you.

Look at the OP. It's all about NOT, it's negativity in a funny way. I was playing with the subject of the thread, which said "Just Hi", and added a NOT to keep it in the spirit of the post. And as the post obviously was an expression of a day starting on a low, I made the Hi into a High. Not High. Just NOT High. It was a word game.

Well, I didn't expect that many people get the joke. Certainly not redfrog or aname. Maybe my post was a complete waste of time and I deserve to be bullied for it. Ok, mea culpa.

But then be at least fair and treat all the other time wasters with their "funny" posts in this thread the same way.

I hope that qualifies it for you now. I hope you enjoy the forum in the company of the other bullies.

Hey all

I am not happy with Windows 7, I am not happy with Linux. I am not happy with my coffee becuase i made it like treacle and it has given me heartburn lol.

Happy that its Friday though. <------ and lots of it

anametoremember:

justrace:

This thread already started on a pretty low, but it has just hit rock bottom...

Just NOT High at all...

Only hit rock bottom because the person who lacks any type of friendly humour whatsoever and goes on a sulk when people does NOT see the things the way YOU see them.

I mean for goodness sakes woman, why are you in here casting your spell of negativity everwhere for?

Rather than have Racer attacked and insulted I was trying to have some fun in this post, but hey like some other posters can testify YOU are all for attacking and insulting fellow posters.

Here is another one for you racer;

I am NOT happy with Justrace!

Hi

 

It’s now 1.00 pm and I have NOT had my lunch.

 

The sun is now NOT shining

 

I am now NOT warmer

 

I am now NOT dryer

 

The coffee machine has NOT been fixed

 

 

All in all I am a lot happier than I was at 7.00 am this morning.

 

It’s amazing what a hot meal and a pair of warm dry socks can do.

 

Hopefully I will NOT be happier tomorrow morning at 7.00 am

 

I will NOT keep you posted (not pun intended)

 

Regards

 

A dryer Racer111 (& and a happier Fozzie)

 

justrace:

ex_lurker:

anametoremember:

justrace:

This thread already started on a pretty low, but it has just hit rock bottom...

Just NOT High at all...

Only hit rock bottom because the person who lacks any type of friendly humour whatsoever and goes on a sulk when people does NOT see the things the way YOU see them.

I mean for goodness sakes woman, why are you in here casting your spell of negativity everwhere for?

Rather than have Racer attacked and insulted I was trying to have some fun in this post, but hey like some other posters can testify YOU are all for attacking and insulting fellow posters.

Here is another one for you racer;

I am NOT happy with Justrace!

I agree Anametorember

 

If someone is going to be negative, they should at least qualify it J

 

Ok, you are new to the forum, so I am going to explain to you.

Look at the OP. It's all about NOT, it's negativity in a funny way. I was playing with the subject of the thread, which said "Just Hi", and added a NOT to keep it in the spirit of the post. And as the post obviously was an expression of a day starting on a low, I made the Hi into a High. Not High. Just NOT High. It was a word game.

Well, I didn't expect that many people get the joke. Certainly not redfrog or aname. Maybe my post was a complete waste of time and I deserve to be bullied for it. Ok, mea culpa.

But then be at least fair and treat all the other time wasters with their "funny" posts in this thread the same way.

I hope that qualifies it for you now. I hope you enjoy the forum in the company of the other bullies.

Chill out Ebeneezer......... I've brought some old friends to cheer you up

redfrog:

Chill out Ebeneezer......... I've brought some old friends to cheer you up

Cheers frog. Happy returns.

 

I think this a good thread, good to have a moan, so here goes.

I am not happy that one of my favorite patients is back in hospital.

I am not happy i spent 20 minutes explaining to parents that their 2 year old daughter will not make it to 3 years without surgery, to be told that they are Jehovah's witnesses and it is against their beliefs.

I  am not happy i cannot find a wedding dress i like.

I am not happy that due to me not checking the F1 calander, my wedding is on the first race of the season. 

   Ok my moan over who's next?

justrace:

redfrog:

Chill out Ebeneezer......... I've brought some old friends to cheer you up

Cheers frog. Happy returns.

 

Thanks JR.  You're so sweet ........... You know I love photos of the Muppets